Randomosity

It's been so windy off and on this morning, that the little leaves are falling off the big tree in our front yard in such a way that it looks like it's snowing yellow.

... That's all I gots.

It's that time again!

That's right, it's time for Ash to issue another formal FUCK YOU to Southern Ontario/GTA suburban drivers!

FUCK YOU, lady in the big-ass SUV who passed me on a residential, two-lane street, where the speed limit is 40 and I was already doing 50. What in the everliving hell are you on? (Dr House says: "Duh, Ritalin.")

FUCK YOU, jerk in your souped-up, low-riding whateverthefuckthatwas, with your bass jacked up so high that I can hear it over my Depeche Mode and the torrential fucking downpour going on. FUCK YOU for tailgating and blinding me when it's raining like I should be building a fucking ark, and I'm already speeding way more than I feel fucking comfortable with, and holy fuck what was wrong with you veering off into the other lane, in front of another car not at all at a safe distance behind you, when I was making my right-hand turn?

Dear crazies: get the fuck off my road.

Grr.