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Also, kinda sleepy. But mostly, lame. And listless. And bored. So much trouble concentrating.

Expandmotivational poster here; beware 'cest -- but it's not pornographic or anything... )

*flails, runs around in circles, hits wall, falls down*
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[livejournal.com profile] linden_jay (re: John Sheppard): His hair makes me giggle. Every time. His hair defies all natural laws.

So I said: ExpandRodney probably wants to study it. Harness its power to save the universe. )
... I have Issues, obviously.
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Celeborn: Eight there are here, yet nine there were set out from Rivendell. Tell me: where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him about the twenty bucks he's owed me for the past two hundred years. I tell you, never lend money to a Wizard! "No, really, Celeborn, I'll pay you back next year!" What a load of--

Galadriel: *coughs delicately* He has fallen into shadow...

Celeborn: *rolls his eyes* Typical.

The Fellowship: o_O ... O_o

Boromir: Told you we should have just gone to Gondor. But did anybody listen? Noooo, nobody ever listens to me...

Aragorn: I'm sorry, what was that? I wasn't listening to you.
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[livejournal.com profile] cruisedirector: Am trying to figure out how Snape would explain Lupin to Lucius.
[livejournal.com profile] ashinae: "He's my boyfriend! HA HA HA HA AVADA KEDAVRA. Oh, dear me, did I do that? La la la..."
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This is all far too good not to share.

In response to my query about Wolfsbane and its effects on Lupin from Monday, [livejournal.com profile] elekdragon said:

"On the Wolfsbane thing, I can't help you. 'course, I can't get past the mental image of him scratching his ears and licking his balls all night long, just coz he CAN when he's a wolf..."
This made me giggle. So of course, I shared it with [livejournal.com profile] cruisedirector, who said:
"The real reason Remus is always exhausted after the full moon. 'Harry, I'm sorry but I was up all night licking my balls!'"


The silliness! It is good.
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[livejournal.com profile] cruisedirector went to see Prisoner of Azkaban today (not of her own free will, of course, she was forced to do it). She said, "Don't you think it's odd how quickly Harry wants to buy Sirius a house in the country? " And I said, "Harry's like some smitten bodice-ripper heroine."

Which lead to silliness. Credit for Draco, Dumbledore, and McGonagall's lines to [livejournal.com profile] cruisedirector . . .


Harry: Oh, Sirius! *swoon*
Sirius: o.O
Harry: Take me away to the country, Sirius!
Sirius: O.o
Harry: *rips off his shirt*
Sirius: O.O
Remus: *wailing* Sirius, I thought you loved ME!
Snape: *wails too* REMUS! You're MINE!
Harry: BWAH HAH HAH! *grabs Sirius and takes off on Buckbeak*
Draco: HARRRYYYYYY! NO! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!
Ron & Hermione: *tie up Malfoy and run off to find Harry*
Lucius: Doesn't anybody love ME!?!
Giant Squid: *sends Lucius flowers*
Dumbledore: *sobs*
Hagrid: *pets Dumbledore*
McGonagall: The headmaster is MINE, Rubeus!
Snape: *has kidnapped Remus while no one was paying attention*

THE END.
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This is something that springs to mind occasionally, that sprang from a silly conversation with a silly person, shortly after the Fellowship EE came out (yes, this is THAT OLD). We were squeeing amongst ourselves over the meet-the-cast sort of segments, particularly anything that had to do with Viggo and Sean Bean, because, well, you know, they're Aragorn and Boromir and all.

So somehow the conversation veered into the direction of me commenting that Viggo is OBVIOUSLY Tigger, what with the pouncing on (or rugby-tackling) Sean Bean.

V-I-double-guh-Oh! That spells VIGGO!

So --
Sean Bean = Winnie-the-Pooh
Viggo Mortensen = Tigger

Therefore --
Orlando Bloom = Piglet
Sean Astin = Kanga
Elijah Wood = Roo
Dominic Monaghan = Rabbit
Billy Boyd = Owl
John Rhys-Davies = Eeyore
Ian McKellen = The Narrator

And, of course --
Peter Jackson = Christopher Robin.

</silliness>
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And this is further proof that I am completely mental. EDIT 19 April, 2007: This was a wav file that I mashed together, but is now long gone, of Aragorn saying "Come, Boromir" and Boromir replying, "As you wish."

Sara and I watched Two Towers last night -- there are some perks for working at a video store. For instance, being able to bring mine home early. Have pre-paid for it through credit on my account which will be taken off on Tuesday. Ahh. We had a fair amount of fun commenting on the things well-done in the movie, pointing out the stuff that's straight from John Howe or Alan Lee art ("That's Howe!" "There's some Lee!" "Howe!" "Lee!" "WHEE!"), and mocking the things that are just plain WTF? material. ("By all rights we shouldn't even be here!" "No shit, Sherlock!"). Lots of fun made at Legolas' expense ("He is now attempting facial expression number 7...", covering our eyes for the two Stupid Elf Tricks -- the jumping on the horse's back and the thing with the shield).

One thing that seems interesting is that as time passes, I am coming to terms with Jackson did to Faramir. On the other hand, it is becoming harder and harder to deal with the caricatures that are Legolas and Gimli. It's PAINFUL. At least there's some, ah, vague intimations to what Tolkien actually wrote -- they are only interesting when interacting with each other. Doesn't help that Legolas has some really stupid things to do and say, that make it so easy to mock him. I can still, at least, hold on to some tiny, faint glimmer of hope that Jackson will do a little hint of them sailing into the sunset together, as Tolkien said they did. Of course, he's botched up so much so far, that it's highly unlikely.

Oh. Legolas and Haldir fans? PLEASE stop e-mailing me to make a vid about either of them. Please. I am going to make a vid about Elves in general at one point. And I will probably do one or two more silly vids along the lines of "Oh Yeah" or "Hot Stuff" just being superficial eye candy that they will likely show up in. But Legolas and Haldir don't DO enough to warrant an entire video about either of them. Thank you.

Thank you, and enjoy your Saturday.

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