Oh NO. Blame Jay. (Silly SGA thing, Sheppard/McKay)

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linden_jay (re: John Sheppard): His hair makes me giggle. Every time. His hair defies all natural laws.

So I said: Rodney probably wants to study it. Harness its power to save the universe.

SCENE Sheppard's quarters
WHEN Post-boinking

Rodney: *moves a little closer to John*
John: *groan* That was niiiiiiiiiice.
Rodney: Mmm. *lifts head, watches John intently*
John: *has eyes closed. blissed out* Why don't we do that more often?
Rodney: *trails fingers up John's arm... along his shoulder* Not enough time.
John: True. *yaaaaaaaawn*
Rodney: *squints, moves fingers OH SO INNOCENTLY along John's neck, then his cheek*
John: *turns towards Rodney* Whatcha doin'?
Rodney: *moves hand away guiltily* Nothing.
John: *opens one eye* ... Leave my hair alone, Rodney.
Rodney: *innocent* You object to groping after the blow job I gave you?
John: That wasn't groping. That was... all... deliberate. And stuff. *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* Why can't you roll over and go to sleep like Ronon?
Rodney: *huffs and settles down*
John: 'Sbetter. *grabs Rodney and tugs him close*
Rodney: ...
John: *settles to go to sleep*
Rodney: *peeks at him... lifts a hand...*
John: Leave my hair alone!
Rodney: It's not NORMAL!
John: YOU'RE not normal!
Rodney: *sits up* If I could just... I mean... it defies the laws of physics! I might be able to--
John: *hits him with pillow*
Rodney: Hey!
John: *again*
Rodney: QUIT IT! *flails at him like a girl*

... I have Issues, obviously.