*headdesk*

Okay, people, really. It helps to listen when you make phone calls. When I pick up the phone at work, and do my spiel, and clearly state the name of the company I work for, do not start talking about the carpet I showed you last week! Do not sound offended when I, very gently, explain to you that you've got the wrong company entirely.

Also, listen to answering machine messages. You sound like a boob going "Hello? Hello? HELLO? HELLO!!!1omgwtf" into my machine.

Please, society. Stop being selectively deaf. It makes Rufus sigh and pout. *points at icon*