An announcement.

[ashinae]

Dear folks who read this journal:

I think it's time that this was admitted publicly. Some may say that it is a mistake to do so, but I can no longer keep this a secret. I'm terribly sorry, in advance, to anyone who may be hurt by this revelation.

rahalia_cat and I are, in fact, porn-writing robots.

*pauses for melodramatic effect*

I'm terribly sorry if anyone thought that we were mild-mannered English and Canadian fangirls, respectively. Sadly, we are not.

My apologies, and lots of love,
ashinae, PWR (porn-writing robot)

Comments

[lannamichaels]

*gasp!*

But, but, but...that's not what you said last night! *cries*



Psst. Your new universe is scrumptious. *snogs* Can't wait to see what Russell does to poor hapless Paul.

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

I'm terribly sorry for the deception, Boo. But... the truth just had to come out, y'know?

[lannamichaels]

*sniffs* I understand. *wipes nose on sleeve* I'll just have to get you batteries for Christmas.

[ozfille]

OK, so which buttons do we press to get more of the scrumptious Paul/Russ porn and which buttons do we press to input specific requests? *g*

From one of the avaricious consumers of the products of porn-writing robots. We always want more.

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

Greedy, greedy! More is always forthcoming. I guess that's the one good thing about being unemployed right now... ;) Just gotta get through the holidays!

[perryfinch.livejournal.com]

Hey...SOMEBODY'S got to do it!

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

It's a dirty job, and all that? :)

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

YAY! YAY! YAYYYYYY! Oh. Sorry to hear that.

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

I know it comes as a shock. I'm very sorry.

[faramir-boromir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, top of the line PWRs, I think. *presses the 'write more porn' button repeatedly*

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

Ooh! That tickles!

[streel.livejournal.com]

Ah HAH!!!! I KNEW it!!!! ^_^

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

Ah, glad to have proved you right ;)

[butterflysteel.livejournal.com]

But I like porn writing robots?! Woe!

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

Well, at least we're appreciated. :) It's good to know, hee!

[esteven]

Ah!
but still Canadian and English?
Where are the buttons for more and the slot to put in requests?
Have a good Sunday!
*smooches*

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

*smooches back* Always Canadian and English! Best combination there is, I feel. Well, except maybe for rugged Australians and terribly sexy Englishmen... mmm... need more porn.

[rahalia-cat.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist ;O)

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

You are terribly silly and I love you. :)

[tradesland.livejournal.com]

I am so, so sorry.

No really, I am. Like, really.

:):)

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can tell you are. :D