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ashinaeGacked from lots of people:
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.
Copy to your journal and let everyone else ask you for lists.
Ahh, restlessness. *ties self to chair*
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.
Copy to your journal and let everyone else ask you for lists.
Ahh, restlessness. *ties self to chair*
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Date: 2005-07-22 12:53 am (UTC)Hmmmm.
1) Aragorn/Boromir
2) John Crichton/Aeryn Sun
3) (Lucius Malfoy/)Severus Snape/Remus Lupin(/Sirius Black)
4) Xena/Gabrielle
5) Jack Aubrey/Stephen Maturin
Top five implements used in fic kinky sex that make you want to scream
Thinking about this, I don't think I've seen enough implements of any sort used in kinky sex in fic to even make me bat an eyelash!
Top five fandom cliches you hate
1) the healing power of cock
2) the female protagonist who's "in the way" of the m/m pairing being turned into a wicked little bitch
3) turning bad boys (ie, Draco, Spike) into sympathetic characters so much to the point that they're completely unrecognisable from canon
4) that people really can't be friends without needing to be in luuuuurve
5) that people really can't snark and/or be enemies without needing to be in luuuuuust
Top five fandom cliches you love
1) first times
2) same-sex best friends being more than that
3) schoolboy/whore AUs
4) h/c
5) can kink count as a cliche? *G*
Top five fic scenes you'd kill to see
1) MWPP - Sirius is lounging about in their dorm, getting used to being Padfoot. James takes out his wand, casts "Lumos", and shines a light about on the floor. Padfoot chases it like crazy, then snaps out of it, turns back into Sirius, who whines at James for being "meeean" before turning back into a dog.
James does it all again.
2) At the end of the war, Snape does in fact turn out to be Dumbledore's man through and through. The remaining members of the Order are all together for some reason. Snape's been drinking, and lets everybody know how he really feels. "You're all bastards! And you! You frigging werewolf! Get down here and shag me!"
3) Boromir/Faramir/Theodred/Eomer. PWP.
4) Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padme. With Obi-Wan in the middle.
5) RPS: Jennifer topping Russell and Paul.
Top five fic scenes you'd kill to never see
Honestly? I'm not sure. Most of my "eek!" issues come from specific pairings, particular squicks -- not necessarily scenarios I could come up with.
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Date: 2005-07-22 02:53 am (UTC)Oh. My. God. I need to see this fic.