pain and suffering in various tempos

Just got home.

All day shift.

*cries*

And you wouldn't believe the amount of food I have left to eat so I can get in all my portions -- and, of course, if I don't get everything in, I know from experience that the fucking scale will just go up.

*frets and goes to eat a lot of protein, a lot of vegetables, and a lot of fruit* Wish me luck ;)

Why yes, I have no life! What's this Valentine's Day you speak of? Bah, I say. Bah.

My journal is ugly. I don't like it anymore. But I'm too lazy to make a new layout.

Is there anybody out there waiting for me to post fic? I'm tellin' ya, it may never happen.

I seem to have lost the will to vid. I want to vid, but I just kind of look at it, shrug, and find something else to do.

My room is an ungodly mess. I should do something about this. Eventually.

Is there anyone out there, or is there anyone out there who knows somebody, who can teach me about .htacess and password protecting for websites? I am clueless and lost here and I don't want to pull my vids from the Internet forever.

Life lessons learned from Gauntlet Dark Legacy for the GameCube:
1) Never, ever pass up food lying around. You never know when you might be starving later and unable to get back to that food. But, dude, if the food is poisonous? For god's sake, don't eat it.
2) Don't stand next to something when you try to blow it up. That = stupid.
3) If the person in control leaves you to your own devices for more than a few minutes, you might as well stand around and scratch your arse.

Pearls of nutcaseness* from ashinae and sara_elf:
ashinae: Indeed.[0
ashinae: I'm not sure what that [0 was doing there. That was a typo. My finger slepped.
ashinae: ... Slipped.
sara_elf: And I read stepped, which I thought was an interesting way to describe it. *G*
ashinae: LOL. Indeed it would have been *g*
sara_elf: While your finger may have slipped, I think my mind slipping is much worse. ;-)
ashinae: Well, we've known that for years.
sara_elf: :-P
ashinae: O:-)
sara_elf: My fridge is looking rather bare . . .
ashinae: Then give it some clothes! Honestly.
sara_elf: It's not in the mood for clothes, I tried.
ashinae: Ooh, you have a nudist fridge! Those are rare.
sara_elf: I think it's a hippy nudist fridge.
ashinae: Does it smoke a lot of pot? *g*
sara_elf: No, but it hums mantras to itself at night.
ashinae: Maybe it's a Buddhist, then.
sara_elf: Hmmm, a nude Buddhist fridge . . . interesting.
ashinae: You attract the STRANGEST appliances and electronics, my dear.
sara_elf: I know, but it keeps life interesting.
* 10 points to anybody who can identify this reference *g*