pain and suffering in various tempos

All Work and No Play(Makes Remus a Dull Boy)
Authors: ashinae & cruisedirector
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Summary: Sirius prefers to be the focus of Remus' attention.
Warnings: Teenage sexual activity. Silliness.
Disclaimer: So not ours. They just tell us what to do. We'll put them back when we're done with them.

( All Work and No Play (Makes Remus a Dull Boy) )

Worthless
Exactly 200 words. Rated PG because it's not a pretty story, but there's nothing explicit or graphic in it. Very mild LM/SS. Intended to be written for the hp100 dreams challenge, but it couldn't be told in 100 words.

( his mother is shrieking )

Taboo
Authors: cruisedirector and ashinae
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lucius shows Snape the advantages of being Slytherin.
Disclaimer: So not mine.
Notes: Many humble thanks go to cruisedirector for all her patient beta work.

( There seems to be not quite enough light in the Malfoy mansion )

And GIP: pretty new Lucius icon. Made by me, inspired by my minion the lovely cruisedirector. All should worship her for her cleverness.

And he tells himself
It'll be all right
Happiness is just around the corner
And he tells himself
It'll be okay
Happiness is just a life away

-- October Project, "Johnny"

This is the Remus/Sirius bunny that was nibbling at my ankles earlier.

HERE THERE BE BIG FAT SPOILERS! Okay? Okay. Don't read this is you haven't read Order of the Phoenix yet. Got that? I don't want anybody yelling at me for spoiling the book.

( Remus/Sirius )