Whee!

[ashinae]

A guy in my classes has given me Adobe Premiere 6.5. There are no words for how excited I am about this. Sure, I only bought MovieShop eight months ago, but Premiere better. Premiere free. Premiere SO MINE.

Now I just need to figure out how to encode vids without the matte on my lovely widescreen versions, and I'm SO set!


Remus and Sirius find themselves in the Great Orgy of Minas Tirith...
This is what happens when cruisedirector and I are over-tired and can't seem to decide which of our OTPs to play with.
Warnings apply for making fun of the Elf and mocking Aragorn's 'reputation'

Remus: Who the hell ARE these people?
Sirius: I don't know. Wanna shag?
Aragorn: Yes!
Sirius: I was talking to Remus.
Aragorn: So was I!
Sirius: *growls*
Legolas: WARGS!
Remus: Er. No. That was just Sirius.
Legolas: I know it's serious!
Remus: No! That's his NAME. Sirius.
Gimli: Elves are very pretty but not terribly bright.
Sirius: We're beginning to notice.
Legolas: That isn't nice, you...what did you say your name was?
Sirius and Remus: Sirius.
*Legolas gives up, turns around to see why Aragorn has gotten so quiet*
*Gimli, Sirius & Remus roll their eyes*
Aragorn: Why is it lately that when I say I want to shag someone, they get all NERVOUS about it?
Faramir: Because your reputation spans thousands of years and several fictional universes?
Aragorn: This isn't fair! Just because I'm the Slut King of Middle-earth...
Eomer: I want to be the Slut King of Middle-earth! What do I have to do?
Boromir: Fuck anything that moves.
Aragorn: *spanking Boromir* I do not fuck anything that moves!
Boromir: OW!
Remus: *curious* Do you like dogs?
Sirius: Moony!
Legolas: I thought you said his name was Remus!
Sirius: *worried about confusing the dumb blonde* It is. Moony is his nickname.
Legolas: Is he one of these people like Aragorn who has fourteen names?
Sirius: No, no, don't worry. Only two. Well, there's also the things I call him in the heat of passion, but those are kept strictly to the bedroom. Or wherever else we're going at it.
Aragorn: *looking at Sirius* Yes, I like dogs.
Remus: What are wargs, anyway?
Legolas: Wolves of Isengard. Fierce, hideous creatures.
Sirius: Wolves?
Remus: I see. Well, we have to be going now...
Aragorn: *disappointed* So soon?
Sirius: Well, you know. Sun setting and all that...

Comments

[rushlight75.livejournal.com]

LOL! This was tres amusant. I loved DumbBlond!Legolas -- pretty but not terribly bright. *snerk*

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And, well, I am afraid that his DumbBlond!ness is what strikes me the most in the movies *g* Honestly. "Orcs!" "Goblins!" "Orcs!" Thank god you're here, Captain Obvious! ;)

A Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

*gigglesnort!* awww poor Aragorn ;) oh well we all have blond days some more than others!

Re: A Lurker

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

I rather thought Legolas was a blond day ;)

Re: A Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

LOL! Hmm ture ;)