No seriously

[ashinae]

In the great circle of life, in the chain that binds all living creatures on this planet, flora and fauna alike, what the fuck purpose do fucking mosquitoes fucking serve?

Fucking fuckers.

I wish I had access to the chat log, but rahalia_cat and I were discussing 'skeeters the other day, about how they're indesctructable, about how awful that "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound they make is. How they're like roaches -- they'd be the last creatures on earth.

I suggested the mosquito vs cockroach deathmatch. Which, when the rubble clears and the dust settles, would likely be followed by that infernal sound: "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Fucking fuckers.

Yeah. This calls for the Pissed Off Baby Emperor Penguin of Doom Icon.

Comments

[esteven]

One of my friends who is *always* the victim of mosquitos has used autan for a few years, which is great for outdoors. You don't have to envelop yourself completely with it; some generous strokes down arms, legs and the side of the face usually do.
*sends more cooling pads*

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

:) I've never heard of Autan, but I did find some spray that's worked nicely.