The State of the Unnamed Heroes/Firefly Alternate Reality

Began: 28 June, 2007; interestingly, with Chapter 2
Currently: Chapter 20 of 24 (projected). End of "season 1" is nigh!
In need of severe editing to alter tense and Firefly-heavy dialogue: chapters 1-3
In need of editing for glaring continuity errors: chapter 16
Main character most in need of an ass-kicking: Nathan Petrelli
Main character most in need of getting laid: Hiro Nakamura
Main character who wins Biggest Hypocrite Ever Award: Mohinder Suresh
Main character who turns out to be surprisingly heterosexual: Peter Petrelli
Main character who turns out to be surprisingly not heterosexual: Noah Bennet
Chandra Suresh is going to come back from the dead to: beat the snot out of Claude Rains.
Canon pairings: Uh. Niki/DL, sort of. Some people's parents.
Fanon pairings: Only three for sure. And not one of them is an Ash "OTP" (no Sylar/Mohinder, no Mohinder/Matt, no Nathan/Peter. Wow. Though there is AU-AR porn, hee).
Longest chapter as things stand: #1 "Serenity", followed by #11 (untitled) and #7 "Safe".
Shortest chapter as things stand: #16, which has no title as of yet.
Supporting character, written by Jay, who rocks the hell out of Ash's world: Claude Rains
Main character, mostly written by Jay, who rocks the hell out of Ash's world: Noah Bennet
Ash's favourite chapter: #12 "Homecoming"

( An excerpt from "Homecoming"... )

Heroes 2x08 "Four Months Ago"

So, there might have been other stuff happening in the show, but:

( SPOILERSOMG )