All right! I've had it!
Jan. 25th, 2007 11:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ashinaeOh, women. Women, women, women.
If you would all just stop. fucking. hovering. over public toilet seats, nobody would have to hover. If you're that terrified, put toilet paper down over the seats. Buy those disposable paper seat covers. Or, here's a novel thought -- if you're just that disgusted/paranoid/all of the above, clean up after yourself. Jesus Christ. Mop up your pee and flush the goddamn toilet.
Like, really. WIPE UP YOUR MESS AND FLUSH. It's not that hard. If you're that freaked out by the idea of touching the handle, use your foot to flush! This, also, is not that hard -- even someone as overweight and out of shape as I am can manage that particular manouevre.
Of course, just because I'm cruel, I'm going to note that if you're not flushing because you're afraid of germs, not just because you're a lazy ass (you stupid cow, wtf), think about the locks on the stall doors. The faucets if they're not automatic, the dryers if they're not automatic, and the door into the loo itself. So, really. The flush handle thingy is the least of your worries. Oh, let's not forget the handles of baskets and shopping carts, the money in your pocket, all that.
Just wash your hands. Honest to god. All this germ phobia is making germs have to fight harder. We're making them better, stronger, faster. We're creating the Six Million Dollar Germ by being so fucking terrified! There is nothing better than soap and water. And back to the bathroom thing -- after you've finished cleaning up after yourself, and flushing the bloody toilet, wash your hands, dry 'em, and to leave, walk backwards into the door, or tuck your hand in your sleeve or something.
Jesus.
Ladies' room. HA! That's a laugh and a million.
Oh -- here's a better idea -- if you don't know how to use a public restroom like a civilised human being, stay home and shop online.
You all* make me a sad penguin. :(
*I don't mean you, unless you resemble any of the above. Then, yes, you do make me a sad penguin, and you need to have some consideration for other people.
If you would all just stop. fucking. hovering. over public toilet seats, nobody would have to hover. If you're that terrified, put toilet paper down over the seats. Buy those disposable paper seat covers. Or, here's a novel thought -- if you're just that disgusted/paranoid/all of the above, clean up after yourself. Jesus Christ. Mop up your pee and flush the goddamn toilet.
Like, really. WIPE UP YOUR MESS AND FLUSH. It's not that hard. If you're that freaked out by the idea of touching the handle, use your foot to flush! This, also, is not that hard -- even someone as overweight and out of shape as I am can manage that particular manouevre.
Of course, just because I'm cruel, I'm going to note that if you're not flushing because you're afraid of germs, not just because you're a lazy ass (you stupid cow, wtf), think about the locks on the stall doors. The faucets if they're not automatic, the dryers if they're not automatic, and the door into the loo itself. So, really. The flush handle thingy is the least of your worries. Oh, let's not forget the handles of baskets and shopping carts, the money in your pocket, all that.
Just wash your hands. Honest to god. All this germ phobia is making germs have to fight harder. We're making them better, stronger, faster. We're creating the Six Million Dollar Germ by being so fucking terrified! There is nothing better than soap and water. And back to the bathroom thing -- after you've finished cleaning up after yourself, and flushing the bloody toilet, wash your hands, dry 'em, and to leave, walk backwards into the door, or tuck your hand in your sleeve or something.
Jesus.
Ladies' room. HA! That's a laugh and a million.
Oh -- here's a better idea -- if you don't know how to use a public restroom like a civilised human being, stay home and shop online.
You all* make me a sad penguin. :(
*I don't mean you, unless you resemble any of the above. Then, yes, you do make me a sad penguin, and you need to have some consideration for other people.
