Prompt me?

OK. Who wants me to write something for them?

Give me a pairing, and a kink/a setting/an item/a first-whatever/a prompt of some sort. I'll give you at least three sentences. It'll be rated no LOWER than PG-13/14A. I'll do my damnedest to give you PORN, though.

The Ashinae Pairing-O-Matic For Easy Reference

Heroes: Nathan/Peter, Mohinder/Sylar, Mohinder/Peter, Nathan/Mohinder, Niki/DL
House: House/Wilson/Cuddy, House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, Wilson/Cuddy
Firefly: Oh. This is difficult. Zoe/Wash = OTP and I won't write them with anybody else. I won't write Jayne/River or Book/anybody (poor Book). Otherwise? Let your imagination run wild.
Farscape: John/Aeryn
SGA: Sheppard/McKay/Teyla/Ronon and various combinations (I seem to be inclined towards Rodney!pairings, though), Lorne/Beckett, Weir/Caldwell
Xena: Xena/Gabrielle
LotR: Legolas/Gimli (bookverse), Aragorn/Boromir (LotR movieverse), Aragorn/Faramir, Faramir/Eowyn (LotR everyverse)
SG1: Daniel/Vala, Cameron/Sam, Teal'c/Jack, Sam/Daniel
Babylon 5: Sheridan/Delenn, Garibaldi/Sinclair, Ivanova/Talia
Due South: Fraser/Vecchio, Fraser/Kowalski
HP: Black/Lupin, Lupin/Snape, Snape/Lucius

And those are the pairings my brain can come up with today.

The power of the Pasdar compels me. You. All of us!

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