Adventures in dogland

ashinae: So my mom and I had an adventure today. We took Lacey and Grace for a walk.
sara_elf: Oh my god. A walk?!
ashinae: I'm surprised they survived.
sara_elf: The world outside the backyard is a wide and dangerous place!
ashinae: Tell them that! They wanted to be champion sprinters! They kept choking themselves on their collars, they both hyperventilated, and then Grace spent the rest of the walk whining and yipping.
sara_elf: "You're not going fast enough. I want to go that way. Why aren't you doing what I want?"
ashinae: Either that or "omg we're outside without the puppies and that dimwit Sam omg we're outside omg we're special omgomgomg there are STRANGE FLOWERS omg omg omg someone peed here can you smell it huh huh huh can you can you smell it omg omg!!11one"
sara_elf: LOL Yes. Keira has to pee on her specific spots and sniff other spots for secret messages left by friends. Sometimes I think they must have left a novel . . .

I ♥ my doggies.