ashinae | Harry Potter Hijinks

cruisedirector went to see Prisoner of Azkaban today (not of her own free will, of course, she was forced to do it). She said, "Don't you think it's odd how quickly Harry wants to buy Sirius a house in the country? " And I said, "Harry's like some smitten bodice-ripper heroine."

Which lead to silliness. Credit for Draco, Dumbledore, and McGonagall's lines to

cruisedirector . . .

Harry: Oh, Sirius! *swoon*
Sirius: o.O
Harry: Take me away to the country, Sirius!
Sirius: O.o
Harry: *rips off his shirt*
Sirius: O.O
Remus: *wailing* Sirius, I thought you loved ME!
Snape: *wails too* REMUS! You're MINE!
Harry: BWAH HAH HAH! *grabs Sirius and takes off on Buckbeak*
Draco: HARRRYYYYYY! NO! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!
Ron & Hermione: *tie up Malfoy and run off to find Harry*
Lucius: Doesn't anybody love ME!?!
Giant Squid: *sends Lucius flowers*
Dumbledore: *sobs*
Hagrid: *pets Dumbledore*
McGonagall: The headmaster is MINE, Rubeus!
Snape: *has kidnapped Remus while no one was paying attention*

THE END.