Okay, SERIOUSLY.

[ashinae]

ETA TO INFINITY OMG: I'm fine! I'm not talking about me. I don't have a broken foot or a concussion or a spouse or even a relationship for eight years now.

Back to my regularly scheduled post:


Listen.

If your spouse won't drive 12.4km (which is approx 7.7 miles for our non-metric friends out there) to pick up your contact lenses when you have a broken foot and a concussion?

THEN YOUR SPOUSE DESERVES TO BE NOT YOUR SPOUSE NO MORE.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--

*explodes*

Comments

[zillah975]

Wait wait wait, why do you have a broken foot and a concussion?? *bubblewraps omg*

Eeek!

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetie no no no no it's not ME! It's one of my office's patients. Don't worry! *smishes*

Re: Eeek!

[zillah975]

*PHEW* *snuggles tight*

[brodeurbunny30.livejournal.com]

i would've killed for less. MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?????