Heh.

[ashinae]

Ashinae in Death Throws the Die

In this compelling spy thriller, ashinae (Nicole Kidman) is a complicated FBI agent with a vendetta. She elects to find sara_elf (Angelina Jolie) before the seemingly innocent cruisedirector (Jane Seymour) reaches her. Using bullets to punctuate sentences, she demolishes a secret fortress. You only live twice; see this movie both times.

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Ashinae in The Trials of Ashinae

ashinae (Jennifer Lopez) has had involuntary amputations less painful than this year. Hailed by many as the greatest drama of our time, her hope that her past misdemeanours would go unnoticed is in tatters, and sara_elf, her communications director (Judi Dench), is seeking vengeance for a prior error in judgement. cruisedirector (Tina Fey) arranges the pizza. Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. It would seem that dialogue is not immune.

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