You have GOT to be joking! I cannot believe the nerve of this chick, you'd think she'd have gotten enough flak the first time around. Dear me...And I feel your pain about being an in-between size. Either I sag my pants so low you can see my knickers (and I've never been supportive of that "showing your thong" style), or my pants are so tight I'm reminiscent of the 80's.

But try not to pull your hair out too much. Rogaine doesn't work, and hair transplantation is expensive. :-)