Okay, honestly now...

[ashinae]

Is there something really, really wrong with me that my desire to see Pirates of the Caribbean is next to nil? And, yeah, there's a lot of other nonsense playing right now, and to be released later this summer, and yes there are a lot of silly pointless (pre- &) sequels and dumb romantic comedies and some remakes and gore-fests to be released or are already playing. But... really. It's a movie based on an amusement park ride. Sure, Orli's pretty darn fine. And Keira Knightley's breasts are already getting much publicity, and I have no objections to those either. The movie just looks... silly! Is there something wrong with me that I'm thinking this? That Sara and Jo and I seem to be the only women in existence right now who are looking at this movie and thinking "Ummm... what's the deal?" Johnny Depp looks downright odd in all the publicity I've seen. Be honest with me -- is there a reason, besides Bloom's hotness and Ms Knightley's cleavage, that I should be so excited about this movie? What is it I'm not getting? I'm confused. Horribly, terribly confused.