No seriously

[ashinae]

In the great circle of life, in the chain that binds all living creatures on this planet, flora and fauna alike, what the fuck purpose do fucking mosquitoes fucking serve?

Fucking fuckers.

I wish I had access to the chat log, but rahalia_cat and I were discussing 'skeeters the other day, about how they're indesctructable, about how awful that "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound they make is. How they're like roaches -- they'd be the last creatures on earth.

I suggested the mosquito vs cockroach deathmatch. Which, when the rubble clears and the dust settles, would likely be followed by that infernal sound: "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Fucking fuckers.

Yeah. This calls for the Pissed Off Baby Emperor Penguin of Doom Icon.

Comments

[sara-elf.livejournal.com]

Ask the parents where the mosquitoe bite zapper (technical name, you know) is, as it works wonders. It uses heat, and if you get the area where you were bitten early on they don't even come up in itchy bumps. There should also be some off woods mosquitoe repellent around somewhere.

Chin up, not so long to go. Take her for a short walk around the block instead of a play in the yard if they're really bad.

[ashinae.livejournal.com]

The Therapik thingy, yeah. It didn't work much, but it did help a bit. I've also got myself some Gold Bond and Off spray.